THE JESUS NEVER SONG
Words and music by Maureen Pranghofer
© October 2003
Verse One
Jesus never caught a football
He never drove a car
He never drank a Pepsi
Never owned a VCR
He never went to college
Or wore Adidas shoes
But He gave us the Gospel
The greatest of good news
Chorus
The good news is
He still is here today
He will never leave us
He will not go away
He did not have the things we have
Or do the things we do
He is still the only
Way, life and truth.
Verse Two
Jesus never tasted ice cream
He never surfed the net
He never ate a Ding Dong
Never watched a TV set
He never shopped at Target
He never heard of spam
But He is still the greatest gift
Ever known to man
Chorus
Verse Three
Jesus never rushed to Wendy’s
to get a burger fix
He never munched on Snickers
Never breakfasted on Kix
He never used a stapler
Or saw an airplane fly
But He gave His life on Calvary
So we would never die
Chorus